Serious Monkey Bizzness Monkey Dong

The Monkey Dong by Serious Monkey Bizzness is the gold standard in strap-on synthetic urine kits — perfect for simulation, novelty use, and fetish play. Designed for discretion, ease, and realism, this high-quality device is ready to use right out of the box.

Unlike cheaper alternatives, the Monkey Dong features a silent internal valve that lets you control flow naturally with a simple squeeze — no awkward clicks or clunky mechanisms. It also includes over 3.5oz of premium synthetic urine, heating pads for temperature accuracy, and a secure, adjustable waistband that fits up to 54 inches.

✅ Why Choose the Monkey Dong?

• Ultra-realistic strap-on urination device
• Silent valve system for discreet use
• Includes 3.5oz pre-filled synthetic urine
• Adjustable elastic waistband fits up to 54”
• Comes in 6 lifelike skin tones (White, Latino, Black & more)
• Ready to use — no assembly or mixing required

📦 What’s Included:

• 1 Monkey Dong Strap-On Device
• Over 3.5oz of synthetic urine (pre-filled)
• Reusable heating pad for temperature control
• Adjustable elastic waistband
• Full instructions

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⚠️ Intended Use & Disclaimer

This product is intended for novelty, fetish, and simulation purposes only. Not for illegal use or human consumption. Please follow all local laws and regulations.

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