Monkey Whizz Flask Synthetic Urine (3.5 oz)

🙊 Serious Monkey Bizzness Monkey Flask – 3.5 oz Synthetic Urine

Serious Monkey Bizzness Monkey Flask – 3.5 oz features a patented flip-top cap design to conceal lab-grade synthetic urine securely. This pre-filled 3.5 oz flask delivers a realistic simulation—matching the color, pH, specific gravity, and key compounds like urea and creatinine—whether you need it for novelty, fetish, or calibration use. Its sleek, discreet form factor ensures easy concealment while maintaining accuracy.

Unlike bulkier belt systems, the Monkey Flask comes ready to use: simply warm, shake, and pour. Engineered for up to 8 hours of consistent warmth, the flask’s safety-sealed cap prevents leaks, and the included self-adhesive heat pad plus temperature strip make verifying and maintaining the correct range simple (94–100 °F).

✅ Why Buy Serious Monkey Bizzness Monkey Flask?

• 🧪 3.5 oz Volume—ample fluid capacity for multiple practice runs or extended novelty use
• 💧 Pre-filled, Lab-Formulated—no mixing; includes urea, creatinine, uric acid, and balanced pH/specific gravity
• 🔒 Safety-Sealed Flip-Top Cap—prevents leaks and mimics realistic functionality
• 🔥 8 Hours of Heat Retention—prevents cooling; ideal for extended window before use
• 🌡️ Self-Adhesive Heat Pad & Temperature Strip—easy activation and accurate monitoring (94–100 °F)
• 🎯 Compact & Discreet—sleek flask design fits in a pocket for undercover scenarios
• 🏆 Trusted by Enthusiasts—chosen for consistent performance in novelty and simulation settings

📦 What’s Included in the Monkey Flask Kit

• 1 Serious Monkey Bizzness Monkey Flask – 3.5 oz (safety-sealed flip-top cap)
• 1 Self-adhesive heat pad for maintaining proper warmth
• 1 Temperature strip to confirm 94–100 °F accuracy
• Detailed instructions for heating, handling, and concealment tips

🔥 How to Use Your Monkey Flask

• Attach the Heat Pad: Peel and apply the self-adhesive heat pad to the flask’s designated area.
• Allow Warm-Up: Let the heat pad activate. Use the temperature strip to verify the liquid temperature sits within 94–100 °F.
• Shake Gently: Swirl or invert the flask a few times to mix any settled components.
• Flip & Pour: Open the secure flip-top cap and dispense as needed for your simulation or novelty scenario.
• Maintain Concealment: The slim, lightweight flask easily tucks into a pocket or waistband—ideal for discreet fluid delivery.

Need more tips on synthetic urine basics? See our complete guide to synthetic urine covering ingredients, legality, and usage best practices.

❓ Frequently Asked Questions

• How long does Monkey Flask stay warm? The included heat pad keeps the 3.5 oz synthetic urine at the proper temperature range (94–100 °F) for up to 8 hours—ideal for longer preparation windows.
• Is the flip-top cap truly leakproof? Yes—our safety-sealed cap is designed to prevent leaks, drips, and accidental spillage during concealment and transport.
• Can I reuse the flask? Each 3.5 oz Monkey Flask is intended for single use. Do not attempt to refill or reuse to avoid contamination risks.
• Is the heat pad easy to replace? The self-adhesive heat pad is single-use. Apply a new pad each time for proper temperature control.

⚠️ Usage & Disclaimer

Serious Monkey Bizzness Monkey Flask is intended for novelty, fetish, and simulation use only. Not for illegal purposes or human consumption. Always verify compliance with local laws and urine testing regulations before purchasing or using synthetic urine.

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