Urine and Nachos: The NHL Bathroom Photo That Broke the Internet

By Urine the News Staff | June 15, 2025

There are few things more sacred in sports than nachos. Gooey cheese, crunchy chips, maybe a few jalapeños if you’re living dangerously. But this week, a hockey fan in Montreal gave new meaning to the term “bathroom break” after a viral photo surfaced showing him balancing his tray of nachos—directly under a urinal.

That’s right. According to Yahoo Sports, the now-infamous image was taken during a Montreal Canadiens game and posted to Twitter by user @immyjames21. It depicts a fan, decked out in a fresh Shea Weber jersey, relieving himself with a tray of uncovered nachos and a soda placed under the urinal. Yes, *under* the urinal.

We understand the logistics of stadium life. You've got 18 minutes between periods, the lines are long, the beers are expensive, and the bathrooms are chaos. But putting food directly in the splash zone? That’s not just unhygienic—it’s practically biochemical warfare.

As one Twitter user put it, the nachos were “basically on that boat that goes under Niagara Falls except no one gave them a plastic poncho.” That is, frankly, an apt description. And while the soda at least had a lid, the cheese-laden chips were left tragically exposed.

This moment—equal parts horror and fascination—has sparked debate across sports forums and bathroom etiquette Reddit threads alike. Who does this? Why not hold the tray with your free hand? Or, better yet, just finish the job and go back for snacks like a normal person?

Perhaps this fan was riding the fine line between multitasking and madness, attempting to maximize his in-game experience. But let’s be clear: placing nachos in the urine blast radius isn't a flex—it’s a foul. A major one.

This episode also serves as a good reminder that not all human behavior can—or should—be explained. If you’re reading this thinking, “Well, technically, urine is sterile,” stop. We don’t care. The floor is not.

This story doesn’t just belong in a Jersey Foul roundup—it deserves its own wing in the Hall of Bathroom Shame. In fact, if you’ve ever felt embarrassed for sneaking snacks into a movie theater, take comfort in knowing it could be worse. Much worse.

If this incident left you wondering what’s in your system—or on your hands—you might enjoy exploring our herbal detox guide or checking out our at-home test kits. No urine required—just common sense.

So the next time nature calls at the game, ask yourself: “Do I love nachos enough to risk them?” If the answer is yes, maybe take a long look in the mirror… after washing your hands.

For those keeping score, this man has now joined the exclusive club of People Who Have Ruined Nachos Forever. We hope the Canadiens won. But even if they didn’t, this fan made sure the night was unforgettable—for all the wrong reasons.

For the full article and visual proof (brace yourself), read the original story on Yahoo Sports.