Drug Test Fail: Man Busted Using a Whizzinator

CLEVELAND, OH — When it comes to drug test cheating devices, the Whizzinator is the stuff of urban legend—and late-night comedy. But for one Ohio man, it became the very real source of a very public embarrassment.

Brian McNemar was caught red-handed trying to beat a drug screening with the help of a Whizzinator—a prosthetic penis connected to a bag of synthetic or “clean” urine. The goal? Create the illusion of a natural sample delivery and quietly submit a test that would raise no flags.

Unfortunately for McNemar, the plan didn't go quite as smoothly as he'd hoped. According to a report by Cleveland Scene, the attempted deception was uncovered, and instead of walking away with a clean record, McNemar found himself in the news for sporting plastic plumbing in a very wrong setting.

The Whizzinator itself has been around for years, often referenced in both pop culture and legal cases. While it may sound absurd, the device has seen real-world use—and real-world consequences. And as McNemar’s case shows, when the gadget fails (or gets discovered), the fallout is more than just failing a test. It's humiliation on a whole new level.

This latest incident serves as a cautionary tale: clever isn't always discreet, and high-tech trickery can quickly turn into a viral punchline.